NUMBERSFORPICTURES
Someone more wordlier than me once said "A picture is worth a thousand words". After being given an assignment (which paraphrased this cliche in the brief), the philosopher within me proclaimed "If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many numbers is a picture be worth?". This is an experiment to find out.
FAQ
Why?
Read above...
How?
A bit of Go and webscale (re: mongodb)
Shouldn't you be doing the assignment?
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I have a feature I want to add?
Open an issue if it is major so we can discuss it, otherwise submit a PR immediately (additions and subtractions will be at my discretion).
What, I thought this FAQ was a joke?
It was, until I thought of a legitimate question